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abducido:

ALL MEN MUST CUM

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phatticuss:

cumcream:

cumcream:

What did the cat say to the dog?

cats don’t talk

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officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

officialwhitegirls:

going on omegle

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kidswithhats:

when the teacher finally tells the annoying kid in ur class to be quiet

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jockdays:

rifes:

heated guys here ✌︎
follow rifes for more ;)
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jockdays:

rifes:

heated guys here ✌︎

follow rifes for more ;)

http://rifes.tumblr.com/

Hot studs, hung jocks, and thick cocks!

http://jockdays.tumblr.com/

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rupsidaisy:

"for every hour you spend in class, you should be spending three hours studying" how bout i take a nap instead

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tinychatting:

my talents include being able to sit on the toilet for 30 minutes being distracted by my phone

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precumming:

"nintendo games are for little kids"

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gnarniia:

relationship goals

gnarniia:

relationship goals

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noodlesandbeef:

Introducing my new tumblr theme:

MINISTRY of ME

Designed for the discerning blogger, Ministry of Me has advanced features that make it ideal for content creators.  40+ customization options make this my most flexible theme yet.  Click here to install.

Features:

  • Facebook, Twitter, Google+, and tumblr integration for easy social sharing
  • Facebook comments
  • Tumblr or Google powered search
  • Inline likes and reblogs
  • Scrolling forever
  • Featured first post
  • Popular Posts widget automatically shows your best content
  • Promo Pod for persistent content across your blog (I use mine to promote the calendar, but it could easily be used for ads or mailing list links)
  • Author bio under posts
  • "Disclaimer Page" that lets you show a one-time message to new readers of your blog
  • Heavy SEO Optimization
  • Fully localized
  • Supports native tumblr tag, day, and search pages
  • One, two, and three column layouts

Phew!  So many features.  Some are a bit complicated to setup, so I’ll explain the difficult ones here:

  • Use Dark Layout
    This toggles the colour scheme for social buttons.  If you customize your theme to be light, you might want to turn this off.
  • Show Popular Posts
    This shows the “Popular Posts” widget. If you haven’t configured it, you’ll need to run it once.  Just click the button inside the widget to connect it to your blog.
  • Promo Pod Header
    This is the headline for your promo pod.
  • Promo Pod HTML
    This is the body of your promo pod.
  • Short Bio
    This is the author bio that shows up under your posts.  Good place to put copyright info.  If blank, it’ll show your full blog description…unless you toggle it off using “Show Bio Under Posts.”
  • Twitter Username
    Your twitter username, without an @ symbol
  • Facebook Username
    Optional. You only need this if you’re using Facebook comments and want to moderate them.  Use this tool to lookup your Facebook Username.
  • Facebook Page URL
    If you want people to like your blog, put the URL here.
  • Facebook App ID
    Optional. Use the Facebook comments moderation tool and select one of your apps.  This is for advanced users.
  • Google Analytics Web Property ID
    This is the tracker ID for your GA installation.  Go to Google Analytics and look for the ID next to your profile.  It starts with “UA-“
  • Disclaimer Header / HTML / Button
    This will be the headline, body text, and button text for your disclaimer page.  When you click the button, the blog sets a cookie to hide it for one year.  You will need to clear your cookies if you want to preview your disclaimer.  (Or use an incognito window).

Alright.  I think thats it.  Enjoy!

Install the theme here!

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

casualcissexism:

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

THIS IS THE MOST FUCKED UP THING IVE EVER SEEN

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You wrecked me and
I apologized.
Never again (via spuandi)

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Inch by Inch, Step by Step; Mile by Mile; Man by Man. ♫